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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 01:10

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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